Ode to the Cell Phone Stun Gun

Ode to the Cell Phone Stun Gun

It’s late around evening time and the roads are so peaceful

I’m strolling alone however I’ll fear no uproar.

Since in my pocket I hold some security

It’s a superb thing, my #1 choice.

It seems to be a phone to the unaided eye

Yet, a 45 long colt ammo  it isn’t, this thing is so wily.

It’s a non-deadly weapon of self-protection.

I will let you know it so you are not in tension.

It’s a cell immobilizer and I think they are sharp

It shields the blameless from individuals that are mean.

Assuming an assailant you dread, with this you shouldn’t

This thing will stifle him until in prison he can spoil.

It’s as compelling a weapon as might conceivably be

Thus a lot more secure than a weapon, I trust this you can see.

A shock gadget ought to leave no dependable impact

Though a gun can be all in all a disaster area.

In practically all cases the aggressor is okay

However he might awaken in prison doing serious time.

A stagger gadget, as everyone knows

Doesn’t leave an opening that a specialist should close.

So we should be compassionate and not end a day to day existence

As could surely be the situation with a firearm or a blade.

An immobilizer simply impedes driving forces from the cerebrum

They aren’t really intended to cause an assailant torment.

By impeding neurological signs from the head

It holds an assailant back from attempting to make you dead.

It essentially gives you control of their activities

What’s more, they are a lot less expensive than a gun (we’re talking a small portion).

What’s more, you don’t have to feel like a form of Rambo

As the mobile phone immobilizer is so darn in secret.

Indeed, even straight very close it simply seems to be a cell

Not a strong immobilizer intended to demolish an assailant.

How strong you ask, well it will give serious shocks

These things pack a clobbering 4.5 million volts.

That is all that anyone could need to stop the baddest assault

Regardless of whether the aggressor is lifted on break.

You might imagine that this gadget simply stops not too far off

At being compelling without hurting a hair.

In any case, you would be mixed up; this thing is concealed

It likewise comes furnished with a splendid light.

So make the right decision for yourself as well as your friends and family

What’s more, emphatically consider conveying cell immobilizers.

Remain Safe,

Carl Vouer

A sonnet via Carl Vouer

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