Ode to the Cell Phone Stun Gun
It’s late around evening time and the roads are so peaceful
I’m strolling alone however I’ll fear no uproar.
Since in my pocket I hold some security
It’s a superb thing, my #1 choice.
It seems to be a phone to the unaided eye
Yet, a 45 long colt ammo it isn’t, this thing is so wily.
It’s a non-deadly weapon of self-protection.
I will let you know it so you are not in tension.
It’s a cell immobilizer and I think they are sharp
It shields the blameless from individuals that are mean.
Assuming an assailant you dread, with this you shouldn’t
This thing will stifle him until in prison he can spoil.
It’s as compelling a weapon as might conceivably be
Thus a lot more secure than a weapon, I trust this you can see.
A shock gadget ought to leave no dependable impact
Though a gun can be all in all a disaster area.
In practically all cases the aggressor is okay
However he might awaken in prison doing serious time.
A stagger gadget, as everyone knows
Doesn’t leave an opening that a specialist should close.
So we should be compassionate and not end a day to day existence
As could surely be the situation with a firearm or a blade.
An immobilizer simply impedes driving forces from the cerebrum
They aren’t really intended to cause an assailant torment.
By impeding neurological signs from the head
It holds an assailant back from attempting to make you dead.
It essentially gives you control of their activities
What’s more, they are a lot less expensive than a gun (we’re talking a small portion).
What’s more, you don’t have to feel like a form of Rambo
As the mobile phone immobilizer is so darn in secret.
Indeed, even straight very close it simply seems to be a cell
Not a strong immobilizer intended to demolish an assailant.
How strong you ask, well it will give serious shocks
These things pack a clobbering 4.5 million volts.
That is all that anyone could need to stop the baddest assault
Regardless of whether the aggressor is lifted on break.
You might imagine that this gadget simply stops not too far off
At being compelling without hurting a hair.
In any case, you would be mixed up; this thing is concealed
It likewise comes furnished with a splendid light.
So make the right decision for yourself as well as your friends and family
What’s more, emphatically consider conveying cell immobilizers.
A sonnet via Carl Vouer